Obligatory Spoiler-Free 'Rise of Skywalker' Opinion

It's fine.

It's a Star Wars movie. As kids' movies go, it's fine.

It won't eat your puppy or bugger your childhood. The Force Awakens already did that, unless you don't accept it as canon, in which case New Jedi Order: Vector Prime already did that.

In a shocking reversal, it was better than Force Awakens and Last Jedi. But then, I was expecting Knives Out to be better than Orient Express, and it wasn't. Decent enough, and entertaining, but not cut from some artistically superior cloth. Basically just fine.

Noticing a running theme here lately?

Get over it.